Read my email; I learned that I had been left 30 million dollars, (again) and the executor of the estate of a Mr. Krugger, is desperate to find me!---yippee! But, I am being offered more stuff; affordable cigars, viagara, and microdermabrasion. Next time, it will be abortion. (I wouldn't be surprised.) No wonder that restrictive new laws have been made about mass-emailing. Hope these guys will soon start complying.
but then, I may even miss the excitement of waking up to the surprise news that I have just become a millionaire (again!) That reminds me; I will now walk doggy,---and check those lottery numbers in the convenience store downstairs. .........oh no......where did I put them?
I'll let you know if I won! (Please.....please don't hold your breath.)
Meanwhile, here is doggy. Rexy, the love of my life. He is already waiting at the door.
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